Aug. 28 bout recap #fb

The Aug. 28 bout between Murder Beach Militia and Right Coast Rollers would determine who would claim a spot in the Season Championship bout this coming November.

Right Coast Rollers led by Bench Managers Rollin’ Rican and Zombicidal Maniac mixed some veterans, debut skaters and borrowed skaters to try to seal the win. Captain Cool Mo T and Co-Captain Bash N. Onya, along with veterans Chelle Be Evil, Malicious Megs, Shermaine Tank, Jack & Choke, and Hot Rod Hussy held the team together while successfully incorporating new comers Molly Stitcher, Dezdemona Lott, Koopa Troopa, and Disco Volante.  Anchor Assassin veterans Joy Kill Her and Belle Maul Her rounded out the roster competing for the coveted championship slot.

Murder Beach Militia Bench Managers Ciri L. Killer and Psychopath Lynn came to the table with a full veteran roster welcoming only one debut skater Quad Complex. Captain and Co-Captain Black Eye Betty and Ricin Beans led the team of skaters including AC Skater, M8T, Nikki Sixx Feet Under, Jersey Violet, Toastface Killah, Trigger Hippie, Chesty McBruiser, Push Popp, Scarlet Destruction, Wicked Kitty and Alabama Whirley. With such a seasoned roster Murder Beach Militia was determined to take this bout and call it a win.

Murder Beach Militia’s Jammer Push Popp grabbed hold of the lead in the first jam with gaining 9 points to Right Coast Rollers 0, was immediately followed up by another jam lead by Murder Beach’s M8T. Right Coast Jammers Chelle Be Evil and Shermaine Tank took lead in the next two jams bringing the score to Murder Beach 14 to Right Coast 8.

Push Popp gained lead jammer next go around with the help of her blockers Jersey Violet and Chesty McBruiser who made a Murder Beach jam sandwich with Right Coast jammer Joy Kill Her in the middle.

Murder Beach jammer M8T continued the trend as lead jammer, as the debut was made by Murder Beach Quad Complex.  Push Popp, M8T and Ricin Beans continually grabbed lead jammer making Murder Beach the leaders with 34 to only 8 for Right Coast.

Chelle Be Evil was able to take the lead in the next bout bumping up Right Coast to 12 points. But Murder Beach’s M8T made the way to lead again, with Right Coast jammer Shermaine Tank in the penalty box, only after M8T was taken down by Malicious Megs and Hot Rod Hussy, and then Tank halted by Chesty McBruiser bringing Murder Beach to 49 points to 13 for Right Coast.

Murder Beach’s Push Popp grabbed lead jammer with the help of Scarlet Destruction who took out Right Coast Roller jammer Shermaine Tank. Push Popp also helped herself out by hitting Right Coast’s Dezdemona Lott out her way.

With a tradeoff of lead jammer between Murder Beach’s Push Popp and Right Coast’s Shermaine Tank in the next few jams the score was brought to 63 Murder Beach to 30 Right Coast.

Twelve points were gained by Murder Beach’s M8T in the next jam as Right Coast Rollers had 2 blockers and their jammer Chelle Be Evil all in the box.  Push Popp added to that 12 in the next jam bringing the score to 79 to 32 for Murder Beach.

Taking turns in the box, Murder Beach then had 2 blockers and 1 jammer in the next jam allowing Chelle Be Evil of Right Coast to take lead jammer and score a grand slam. Black Eye Betty tried her best to hold Chelle Be Evil’s points down by knocking her out of bounds and strategically keeping her out of bounds for a few seconds, ending the first half with a score of 79 to 37 with Murder Beach holding the lead.

The second half found us with many shorter jams as most were called off by lead jammer before the 2 minute clock had run down.  Trading off lead jammer status for several jams Murder Beach and Right Coast brought the score to 89 to 44 respectively.

Murder Beach jammer M8T took lead jammer in the next few jams but also endured a couple of takedowns by both opposing jammer Shermaine Tank and Right Coast Blocker Malicious Megs.  AC Skater debuted as jammer for Murder Beach Militia bringing the score to 108 Murder Beach to 63 for Right Coast.

Push Popp and Shermaine Tank traded off lead jammer for the next few jams with Hot Rod Hussy legally taking out Push Popp at her last time of the bout as lead jammer. Murder Beach’s Wicked Kitty debuted as jammer, grabbed hold of lead jammer and racked up 10 points in well under 2 minutes as she called off the jam before the whistle. The score was now Murder Beach to Right Coast 134 to 77 respectively.

The final few jams found some players in the penalty box leaving only jammer Shermaine Tank to gain points for Right Coast. Then with no Murder Beach jammer again, Chelle Be Evil was able to tighten the gap to 134 Murder Beach to 93 Right Coast.

And in the final jam of the bout as soon as M8T of Murder Beach Militia snagged lead jammer she strategically called off the jam not allowing Right Coast jammer Shermaine Tank any time to gain any more points. After some hard hitting action from both teams the final score of this very important match up was Murder Beach Militia 134 to Right Coast Rollers 93.

Be sure to check out the next few bouts of the Jersey Shore Roller Girls. JSRG All Starts play on October 9, 2010 and the season championship between Anchor Assassins and Murder Beach Militia goes down on November 27, 2010 both at Convention Hall in Asbury Park, NJ.

Check out Right Coast Rollers line-up Aug. 28! #fb

Check out Murder Beach Militia line-up Aug. 28! #fb

Aug. 28 bout benefits Embrace Kids charity! #fb

Next bout is Aug. 28 in Asbury Park! #fb

Jersey Shore Roller Girls are hosting a home bout in Asbury Park with some hard-hitting roller derby action on Saturday, August 28.

This upcoming bout will have the 2009 league champions, Murder Beach Militia, taking on the 2008 league champions, Right Coast Rollers. These two teams come face to face for the first time since the championship game in November 2009.

August 28 will have doors opening at 7 and the start at 8. You can expect a large mass of roaring fans, the usual pregame bagpipe entertainment, 60 minutes of skater on skater battles, with the family favorite half time Chuck a Duck event.

Advance tickets are on sale now for $17 at www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net for the Saturday Aug. 28 bout. Tickets are $20 at the door. Children under 12 are $5, and patrons with a military ID are $15 at the door.

Doors open at 7 p.m., the whistle blows at 8 p.m. Adults 21 and over to drink.
For more information visit http://www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net/

Aug. 28 bout poster #fb

JSRG All-Stars victory July 24

It was the Jersey Shore Roller Girls All-Stars against the Pennsylvania’s Dutchland Rollers Blitz who took to the track on July 24, 2010 at the Asbury Park Convention Center in Asbury Park, NJ.  All-Stars led by Captain Toastface Killah and Co-Captain Shermaine Tank  and Bench Managers Push Popp and Ricin Beans were ready to show Dutchland what Jersey  Shore Roller Girls are all about.  Dutchland Blitz, led by Captain Sistine Shrapnel and Co-Captain Spanish Incollision were ready to prove they would be a force to be reckoned with.

From the first whistle Jammer Ruthless Ness of the Blitz grabbed hold of Lead Jammer but it would be awhile before the Blitz held that title again. Chelle B Evil and Dodge AWOL of the All-Stars took Lead Jammer for the next two jams.  All-Stars Jammer Dodge AWOL scored a grand slam by lapping Sukkubus Strixe as JSRG’s Hot Rod Hussy continually blocked Strixe keeping her in her place.

In the next jam, All-Stars Chelle Be Evil grabbed lead Jammer even though she was knocked out of play by Blitz blocker Treasure Chest. All-Stars held the lead in the bout with a score of 20 to 6. Ciri L Killer of the All-Stars scored a grand slam in the next jam with the help of blocker Toastface Killah as Killah took out opposing Jammer Ruthless Ness.

All-Star Jammer Dodge AWOL grabbed Lead Jammer to jams in a row against Blitz’s Spanish Incollision and Sukkubus Strixe making the score 35 to 10 with the All Stars in the lead. In the next jam, some hard hits were made by All Star blocker Black Eye Betty as she took out lead jammer Ruthless Ness.

Trade-off for lead jammer were made between All Stars Ciri L Killer, AWOL, and Chelle Be Evil for the All Stars and Blitz’s Sukkubus Strixe, Ruthless Ness and Blue Scream of Death for the next several  jams making the score 69 to 38 for the All Stars.

Ciri L Killer grabbed a grand slam again Blitz’s Ruthless Ness with the help of All Star blocker Hot Rod Hussy. Hussy took out Ness clearing the way for Killer to rack up 15 points in one jam making the score 84 to 38. Blitz’s Jammers Ruthless Ness and Sukkubus Strixe both gained some points and lead jammer status in the next few jams moving the Blitz up to 46 points against the All Stars 93.

Toastface Killah making her jammer debut for the All Stars took lead jammer against Ruthless Ness even with two All Star blockers in the box.  While later on Blitz’s Treasure Chest took out All Star Jammer Ciri L Killer as she made her way around the track as lead jammer. Killer then cut the track leaving only Blitz jammer Sukkubus Strixe to gain some more points.

Megan Whoopie of the Blitz was injured, but left the floor on her own two feet. In a later jam, All Star Ciri L Killer loses Lead jammer as she gets sent to the box for a back block, leaving only Blitz’s jammer Ruthless Ness on the track allowing her to score Blitz’s only grand slam of the night.

Dutchland came on strong, but the All Stars shut down their points with blocking by Hot Rod Hussy, Black Eye Betty, AC Skater, Belle Maul Her, Cool Mo T, Rollin’ Rican, Jersey Violet, Joy Kill Her and Lita Floor. The All Stars took the lead from the beginning and keep it all the way to the end with a final score of 132 to 98, despite the Blitz strong attempts in the second half.

Come out and see the JSRG’s next bout on August 28, 2010 at the Asbury Park Convention Center. Watch rivals Murder Beach Militia and Right Coast Rollers as they skate their way into the JSRG Season Championship Bout in November.

--Lucinda Block

Doors at 7 p.m. July 24. Here's a look at the schedule! #fb

Check out Dutchland's roster for our bout, July 24 in Asbury Park! #fb

Check out our All-Star roster against Dutchland on July 24 in Asbury Park! #fb

Thanks in advance to our refs and support staff for our July 24 home bout! #fb

Our 2010 remaining home games, including July 24 bout! #fb

More info on our July 24 home bout against Dutchland Blitz! #fb

The Jersey Shore Roller Girls’ all-star team will face off against the Dutchland Blitz roller derby team at the JSRG All-Stars first home bout of the 2010 season on Saturday, July 24.

The Jersey Shore Roller Girls’ all-star travel team is undefeated so far this season, having played Harrisburg Area Roller Derby and Long Island Roller Rebels respective teams away. Now JSRG returns home to Asbury Park to take on their Lancaster-County sisters, the Dutchland Blitz.

The two teams will meet for the first time ever July 24 at the legendary Convention Hall in Asbury Park, a night that promises to be full of fast, furious roller derby action.

Attitude won’t be the only thing dished out that night, though. As always, the Jersey Shore Roller Girls – a roller derby league representing Monmouth, Ocean and northern Atlantic counties - have partnered with a charity for this bout. Clean Ocean Action will be on hand during the bout to educate attendees about what they can do to protect the ocean, while mere feet away from the Atlantic Ocean itself. Convention Hall overlooks the ocean and is on the boardwalk in Asbury Park. Clean Ocean Action works to improve the water quality along the Jersey Shore and north to New York maritime waters.

The July 24 roller derby bout also pairs with the Wonder Bar for the bout after party. Across the street from Convention Hall, the Wonder Bar will offer those bout attendees with a wristband no cover charge.

The roller derby bout itself will prove to be another exciting evening of women’s flat-track roller derby. Roller derby is the newest, extreme sport for women rapidly sweeping the nation. Roller derby has been re-vamped into a flat-track version of the old-school style of a bank track. This is the real thing, not an orchestrated match-up. Jersey Shore Roller Girls, a league which formed three years ago, skates under the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association rules and regulations.

Doors open at 7 p.m. Whistle blows at 8 p.m. Tickets are $20 at the door, $15 with military ID and $5 for children. To buy tickets now online, visit www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net.

For more information about the Jersey Shore Roller Girls, visit www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net or email info AT jerseyshorerollergirls.net

July 24 home bout, JSRG All-Stars v. Dutchland! #fb

Check out the bout poster for July 24 home bout against Dutchland Blitz! Ticket link is also up at http://www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net/!

Next home bout is July 24! #fb

Hope to see you at Asbury Park Convention Hall on July 24 as the Jersey Shore Roller Girls' All-Stars take on the Dutchland Blitz from Lancaster County, Penn.!


It's another exciting evening of women's flat-track roller derby down the Jersey Shore!

For tickets: http://www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net

Jersey Shore Roller Girls' three ECE bouts this weekend #fb

The Jersey Shore Roller Girls are playing in three East Coast Extravaganza bouts this weekend in Philadelphia. Check out the rosters below, as well as skate times for this three-day weekend of derby!
Good luck to all our JSRG skaters! Many are also playing in other challenge bouts (Mario vs. Luigi, for example) so check out all the ECE action!


VS Gotham Girls Roller Derby's Meat Packing District



Saturday 6/26/10 11:50am



Rollin Rican CAPT.

Push Popp ALT. CAPT.

Bash N Onya

Belle Maul Her

Big Rac Attack

Chelle Be Evil

Ciri L Killer

Hot Rod Hussy

Jersey Viloet

Kap'n Krush

Kimbo Slice Her

Lita Floor Her

Nikki Sixx Ft. Under

Ricin Beans

Tamel Toe Stomper

Wicked Kitty



VS Long Island Roller Rebels


Sunday 6/27/10 11:50am



Hot Rod Hussy CAPT.

Ricin Beans ALT. CAPT.

Bash N Onya

Big Rac Attack

Chelle Be Evil

Chesty McBruiser

Ciri L Killer

Jack and Choke

Jersey Violet

Kimbo Slice Her

Lita Floor Her

Push Popp

Rollin Rican

Shirley B Brutal

Tamel Toe Stomper

Wicked Kitty



VS Connecticut Rollergirls


Sunday 6/27/10 2:20 pm



Chelle Be Evil CAPT.

Belle Maul Her ALT. CAPT.

Chesty McBruiser

Ciri L Killer

Dezdemona Lott

Hot Rod Hussy

Jack and Choke

Kap'n Krush

Kid Kill-O-Watt

Lita Floor Her

Nikki Sixx Ft. Under

Push Popp

Ricin Beans

Rollin Rican

Shirley B. Brutal

Tamel Toe Stomper

June 12 final score: Anchors win 125 to 97 Right Coast #fb

The Anchor Assassins led by Bench Managers Black Eye Betty and The Nonster had a strong roster with Captain Ciri L. Killer and First Mate (Asst. Captain) Belle Maul Her. Newest teammate Kid Kill-o-Watt joined Shirley B. Brutal, Kimbo Slice Her, Kap’n Krush, Lita Floor Her, Bettie Clock’r, Dodge AWOL and Rollin’ Rican. Borrowed from Murder Beach Militia were Push Popp and Jersey Violet who rounded out the roster for the night as both relief jammer and blocker.


Bench Managers Toastface Killah and M8T led Right Coast Rollers’ tight roster. Captain Cool Mo T and Co-Captain Bash N. Onya along with regular teammates Chelle B. Evil, Shermaine Tank, Malicious Megs and Jack & Choke were on board. Returning RCRs HotRod Hussy, Big Rac Attack, Tam El Toe Stomper and Mojito Blackout created a solid skating roster. Murder Beach Militia players Wicked Kitty and Ricin Beans joined the team for the bout as well.

The bout started with a whistle and a bang with Right Coast Roller jammer Chelle Be Evil taking the lead jammer status in under 30 seconds gaining 6 points to the Anchor Assassin’s 5 points. In no time though, Anchor Assassin jammer Dodge AWOL quickly gained the lead for her team in the second jam. Anchor Assassins were able to keep hold of that lead for a good 15 crowd cheering minutes. The tides turned at the 15 minute mark as Chelle Be Evil from the Right Coast Rollers scored a grand slam by lapping opposing jammer Ciri L. Killer making the score 25 to 21 for Right Coast Rollers. Right Coast held onto the lead for a bit until borrowed Murder Beach Militia teammate Push Popp, acting as Jammer for Anchor Assassins, closed the gap making it 28 to 29 with Anchor Assassins leading by 1 point.

Seven minutes left to the first half and Jammer Ciri L. Killer got sent to the box for low blocking leaving only the Right Coast Jammer Ricin Beans to take the lead making the score 46 to 32 with Right Coast in the lead. But Ciri L. Killer at just over 2 minutes left to the first half scored her own grand slam and closed the gap making the score 46 RCR to 41 AA. The last few minutes of the first half were as exciting as the first, with a jam by Ciri L. Killer ending the half with a whopping 10 points shooting Anchor Assassin to the lead with a score of 46 to 51.

Both teams levied big hits and formidable booty blocks in the second half. Anchor’s Lita Floor Her and Right Coast’s Hot Rod Hussy each had tremendous plays for offense and defense, pushing opponents out of bounds or off their feet. Walls of blockers held back opponents for some exciting strategy and game play. At the beginning of the second half, the score remained within points of each other. Anchor Assassins would take the lead only to have Right Coast Rollers fill it in again in the next jam, and this continued until about 10 minutes into the last half. Jammer Chelle Be Evil got put in the box for cutting the track leaving only Ciri L. Killer to dart around Right Coast blockers. With only one jammer out there Anchor Assassins were able to move the lead up to 13 points, making the score 55 to 68 for Anchors. Next jam starts with Chelle Be Evil still in box leaving AWOL for the Anchor Assassins to gain more points. From here on in it was the Right Coast Rollers playing catch up. At one point with the help of borrowed Jammer Push Popp the gap was 25 points in favor of Anchors, the largest gap of the bout so far.

Anchor Assassins’ jammers Push Popp and Ciri L. Killer, both with grand slams, widened the gap to 28. This was not the end for Right Coast Rollers as they tossed blocker turned jammer HotRod Hussy into the mix. Right Coast continued to steadily gain more points to minimize that spread. But in the end it was the Anchor Assassins that prevailed with a final score of 125 to 97.

It was an awesome match up, with skating and teamwork that brought the crowd to their feet several times throughout the night. And it would prove historic for the Anchor Assassins.

Anchors immediately celebrated their first victory with a pile-up of team mates on the track and a celebratory dip in the Atlantic Ocean with the corks popped on the Champagne as Right Coast congratulated their opponents and league-mates in this exciting match-up.

Next two games which are sure to bring more excitement are scheduled for July 24 which is JSRG All Stars against Dutchland, and an August 28 matchup between Murder Beach Militia and Right Coast Rollers.

Our June 12 bout poster! #fb

Summer fun with JSRG #fb

The Jersey Shore Roller Girls are anxious for summer, being that this season is often the best part of being at the shore! Roller Derby is one way to make summer even better, don't you think?

JSRG joined the Asbury Park Boardwalk for its official kick-off to summer last week, May 23, as part of many activities going on at the boardwalk that day. Among the radio stations, music, and other activities, JSRG was on hand to celebrate summer early and to hand out info on the league and the next roller derby bout, June 12.

Any Jersey Girl worth her parkway change knows that Memorial Day weekend sets the tone for the upcoming summer season. Your local roller girls know this well, and that's why the Jersey Shore Roller Girls will be taking part in a summer kick-off show at the Brighton Bar in Long Branch on Friday, May 28th. Hang out with the ladies of JSRG as they show love for Decrepit Youth and Sasquatch and the Sick-A-Billies. Triple Deuce and Break Even will also be taking the stage, so when you're not rocking out, swing by and chat with us. The fun starts tonight, 9 pm at the Brighton Bar (112 Brighton Ave in Long Branch), and doesn't stop until last call. That's way past bedtime, so no kiddies allowed: it's 18 to enter and 21 to drink, ID required. See you there!

The Jersey Shore Roller Girls are stoked that our home turf of Asbury Park was named the fourth best beach in New Jersey by a contest run by the New Jersey Marine Sciences Consortium/New Jersey Sea Grant and the Richard Stockton College Coastal Research Center annually.

JSRG doesn't just play in a city that has a beach; our venue is literally on the beach, overlooking the ocean. Asbury Park Convention Hall's grand arcade is even a thoroughfare for the boardwalk.

So make a stop to NJ's fourth best beach on bout day. JSRG is playing June 12, July 24, Aug. 28 this summer in Asbury Park!

April 24 bout recap! #fb

It was the non-stop excitement of roller derby that fans have come to expect from the Jersey Shore Roller Girls!


The sold-out home opener at the Asbury Park Convention Center on April 24, 2010 featured the 2009 league champs Murder Beach Militia against the Anchor Assassins, a team looking to make history with their first win.

The Anchors’ roster featured many of the returning powerhouses from 2009, a season where AA lost games by extremely narrow margin; plus for the April 24 bout new Anchors Kimbo Slice-Her and Bettie Clock’r joined their team mates to stake a claim against the 2009 season league champs, the Murder Beach Militia.

MBM’s roster is nearly identical to last season, with Black Eye Betty and Ricin Beans taking the helm as captain and co-captain, respectively. Both teams skated hard right through the last jam. But in the end it was Murder Beach Militia winning the bout by 26 points with a final score of 119 to 93.

Murder Beach Militia grabbed hold of the lead early and never let go. Keeping that lead however was not without a fight as Anchor Assassins gave it their all and more for every jam. Captain Ciri L. Killer and Co-Captain Belle Maul Her ran a tight ship that chipped away at the MBM lead, hoping to tie it up. But at one point, that deficit in the first half stretched to more than 40 points, thanks to MBM regularly securing lead jammer status and power jams.

Jamming for Murder Beach Militia: Ricin Beans, M8T, and Push Pop, each of whom secured lead jammer status with regularity. Hot on their heels (or wheels) were Anchor Assassin jammers Dodge AWOL, Joy Kill Her, Kimbo Slice-Her, Bettie Clock’r and Ciri L. Killer. In the first half, it wasn’t enough to stop power jams by Push Popp, who racked up 15 points in the seventh jam of the evening. Same with Ricin Beans, who scored 14 points in one jam in the first half. The half ended, however, with Anchors putting a stop to the MBM scoring, as Murder Beach earned zero points in the last four jams of the half, the score now 64-33.

The second half fared similarly, but with stretches of zero-point jams for Murder Beach alternating with big 7, 9, and 10 point jams between. In contrast, AA earned points in all but two jams of the second half, to consistently add points toward their score. But those passes saw 1 to 4 points instead of the double-digit passes needed to truly close up the score. Racking up the points for AA in the second half were mainly Ciri and AWOL, as the versatile Anchors’ other jammers built walls and blocked in their hard fight to keep MBM from gaining an even greater lead. Lita Floor Her, Rollin’ Rican and Kap’n Krush went for big hits and walled up to keep many MBM jams’ scoreless.

MBM’s roster knew all too well that even a 30 point spread at the half could end up in a win, since MBM did that very same thing themselves to win the 2009 championship game, and focused April 24 on not letting the Anchors inch the score too close.

In the last jam of the evening, M8T brought in four points to AWOL’s one, making the final score MBM 119 to AA 93.

The Anchors will next try to take down the Right Coast Rollers on June 12 in Asbury Park Convention Hall.

Thanks to our support staff April 24! #fb

Thank you to all the refs, non-skating officials, production managers and organizers who all volunteer their time and energy to making our bouts run awesome! Our April 24 bout was a success thanks to your help!

Schedule for tonight's bout #fb

JSRG thanks our sponsors! #fb

Here are our current sponsors! There's still time to sponsor the Jersey Shore Roller Girls, just visit http://www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net/ and download our sponsorship kit. You can also write to us at jsrgsponsorship@gmail.com

See who is playing April 24! (post 2 of 2) #fb

Here's the Anchor Assassins lineup for the home opener bout! Check out the adjacent post to see the Murder Beach Militia lineup!

See who is playing April 24! (post 1 of 2) #fb

Here's the Murder Beach Militia lineup for the home opener bout! Check out the adjacent post to see the Anchor Assassins lineup!

Our Home Opener is April 24! #fb

The exciting world of roller derby will descend upon the Jersey Shore as two local teams from the Jersey Shore Roller Girls league battle it out Saturday, April 24 in Asbury Park Convention Hall.


The female athletes of the Anchor Assassins and the Murder Beach Militia teams will serve up the fierce blocks and jams that roller derby is known for, as Asbury Park’s Convention Hall is transformed into a roller derby rink.

The event marks the first intra-league match-up for the Jersey Shore Roller Girls 2010 season. The teams have prepared a night of derby mayhem in a full-length bout where the women don their derby personas and showcase their skills as skaters hit, dodge and block to get through the pack and score.

Tickets are available at a discount rate online at http://www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net/. In addition, patrons who show a military ID will receive $5 off the $20 ticket price the day of the show.

Captains for both teams said that with at least three practices a week at Rollermagic Skating Rink in Jackson, the skaters have been working hard to prepare for an exciting combat on wheels. In addition, this home opener bout’s first whistle will be blown by a celebrity guest to add to the excitement. After the bout, the Wonder Bar will host the Jersey Shore Roller Girls’ after-party, with no cover charge for roller derby ticket holders.

Advance tickets are on sale now for $17 at www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net for the Saturday April 24 bout. Tickets are $20 at the door. Children under 12 are $5, and patrons with a military ID are $15 at the door. Doors open at 7 p.m., the whistle blows at 8 p.m. Adults 21 and over to drink.

The Jersey Shore Roller Girls league consists of three intra-league teams -- the Murder Beach Militia, the Right Coast Rollers and the Anchor Assassins -- and one all-star travel team. Its members -- women of all ages and backgrounds -- fill the Jackson Skating Center for grueling practices several times weekly, training and scrimmaging with their coaching and referee staff.

Roller derby is the newest, extreme sport for women rapidly sweeping the nation. Roller derby has been re-vamped into a flat-track version of the old-school style of a bank track. This is the real thing, not an orchestrated match-up. Jersey Shore Roller Girls, a league which formed almost two years ago, skates under the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association rules and regulations.

To find out more information about the Jersey Shore Roller Girls league please go to http://www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net/ or e-mail: info@jerseyshorerollergirls.net

April 16 at the Saint!

JSRG has teamed up with Moist Klam Productions for a great event at the Saint on April 16. Check out the news from Moist Klam:

Moist Klam Productions, with The Jersey Shore Roller Girls and Inked-Up Angels present:
"Jam Out with Your Klam Out - A Night of Bad-Ass Girl Punk Rock"
featuring: One-Eyed Doll (Austin, TX), Tara Elliott & The Red Velvets, The Invincible Gods and DJ Queen Klam!

Moist Klam Productions, the "pearl" of K.O. Entertainment LLC (Long Branch, NJ) unite with Inked-Up Angels and The Jersey Shore Roller Girls to present a night purely devoted to fierce, sexy chicks with vision and moxie who ROCK our WORLD everyday - and will soon rock yours.

"We hope this is just the beginning of many rockin' things to come. The local scene deserves everyone's support, and as women we wanted to put on an event showcasing some amazingly talented, beautiful, strong rock `n' roll women. With three great bands, plus the Jersey Shore Roller Girls and the Inked-Up Angels taking part, it's more than a show – it's a Klam Fest!" said Terri Wall of Moist Klam Productions.

One-Eyed Doll is a nationally touring, award-winning rock and roll power trio led by the iconic Austin, TX wild child guitarist Kimberly Freeman and described as: "Raucous, in-your-face grunge rock that will kick your ass in a good way, just like the lead singer." – Austin Soundcheck and "A Maelstron of musicality" – Edge Magazine. Back from live appearances at NAMM and currently on tour in North American, One-Eyed Doll makes their second appearance in a year in NJ, this time as headliners. For more info, music and video for One-Eyed Doll at www.oneeyeddoll. com

Tara Elliott and The Red Velvets is a garage/punk blues power trio whose sound can be described as equal parts retro and contemporary, with legendary influences ranging from Big Brother and the Holding Company, John Lennon, Muddy Waters, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, The Velvet Underground to The White Stripes. Imagine Janis Joplin resurrected, playing electric guitar with Iggy Pop and the Stooges wearing red velvet boots. Thomaxe of New York Waste magazine described Tara as "The Bastard Child of Janis Joplin and the Stooges." Head to myspace.com/ taraelliottblues for more info and free music.

A trio from East Brunswick, NJ The Invincible Gods is comprised of a guitarist/vocalist, a drummer, and lead vocalist Candace Keyes- a petite red-headed thunderstorm of ultimate energy and fervor. Notice there's no bassist? They don't need one. Keyes' surprisingly bold, soprano chops can belt through powerful choruses as Korman harmonizes and balances out the space where a bass might otherwise squeeze into the picture. The Times of Trenton says "When it comes down to it, they're more than just a good show. Try a rockin', energy-packed full of power show that leaves you breathless and wanting more". Check out www.myspace. com/theinvicible gods for music, pix and more.

The show takes place on Friday, April 16th 2010 at legendary club, The Saint - 601 Main Street in Asbury Park, NJ. Doors open at 8 pm / 18 + to enter / 10 klams gets you rockin'. www.thesaintnj. com

"Green Eggs & Slam" -- Travel Channel's Samantha Brown features JSRG

In a November interview with www.OffManhattan.com; a guide to carless travel in the tri-state area, The Travel channel's Samantha Brown was asked where she would recommend a weekend without the burden of automotive transport.  "Asbury Park...has its own roller derby team; I gave it a whirl in fishnet stockings and discovered my signature move—which gave me my handle 'Green Eggs and Slam'—I had bruises for four months."

 

 

The episode, which highlights the many glories of Asbury Park, is scheduled to be a part of season 3 "Samantha Brown's Great Weekends" and will feature The Stone Pony, several of our local businesses and restaurants (Langosta Lounge, Wonder Bar, etc...) and Asbury Park's very own Jersey Shore Roller Girls!

JSRG spent a day of production in Asbury Park Convention Hall, where the roller derby team holds its bouts throughout the year. The track was laid early and skaters arrived to practice drills that would become the source footage for voice overs and b-roll for the episode. Meanwhile camera crews caught league founders and captains discussing the sport of roller derby to Samantha, who would then get suited up in knee pads, elbow pads, helmet, JSRG t-shirt -- the works -- to learn the sport herself. Samantha got a tutorial in skating but was learning the position of blocker and jammer, too. JSRG sent in the skaters for jam after jam with Samantha trying out her newly learned moves in the pack. Rumor has it she even hipchecked JSRG All-Star Chelle Be Evil.

Keep checking http://www.travelchannel.com/ and stay tuned to our blog for updates on when the show will air.

 

Photos: Samantha Brown courtesy of Travel Channel.

 

See who is playing against HARD!

Check out the Jersey Shore Roller Girls' All Stars bouting the away game against Harrisburg Area Roller Derby on April 11!

JSRG All-Stars off to Harrisburg April 11

We're playing Harrisburg Area Roller Derby's Fallout Femmes!

Check out the flyer below:

Home opener bout poster & ticket link

It's Murder Beach Militia v. Anchor Assassins on Sat. April 24 in Asbury Park Convention Hall!

Click here to buy tickets!

Are you a celebrity?

Celebs and politicos might line up to throw out the ceremonial, first warm-up pitch for professional baseball games...Why can't they also blow the first jam whistle at Jersey Shore Roller Girl home games?


JSRG is tracking down some extra special people to kick off each bout at Convention Hall! Are you interested?


Well, you better ask yourself:

1. Am I famous?

2. Really, be honest with yourself: Am I famous enough to blow the first jam whistle at a JSRG home bout? Really, now.

3. Can I blow a whistle?

4. But can I blow it with FEELING? With PURPOSE!

5. Do I even know what the heck a jam is and how many times this whistle must be blown?



So, those are the pre-requisites.
Widespread fame. Great whistling demeanor. Rudimentary knowledge of roller derby, or at least the fact that a whistle starts a jam...


C'mon! Are you an VIW? (Very important whistle-blower)
Contact us at jsrgmarketing@yahoo.com or allison.fisk@gmail.com!

Mark your calendars: 2010 home bout dates

Now in our third season!

The Jersey Shore Roller Girls will kick off their third season of womens flat-track roller derby in their amazing venue, Asbury Park Convention Hall.


The home opener is Saturday, April 24, when the Murder Beach Militia take on the Anchor Assassins.

The Jersey Shore Roller Girls transform the marble floor of historic Convention Hall into a flat-track roller derby rink, piling fans into the general admission seating for roller derby bouts that happen throughout the year.

This is the third season for the Jersey Shore Roller Girls, a group of more than 70 women skaters who aim to not only become the best roller derby athletes, but also to bring the sport of roller derby back to the forefront of women’s sports.

Roller derby is enjoying resurgence in recent years, as the JSRG fan base continues to grow and major motion pictures such as Whip It hit screens last October, featuring on the sport.

League President Meghan Callaghan said she is glad JSRG is a part of the growing attention roller derby is receiving, but that she also considers JSRG to be a part of the growing resurgence of Asbury Park .

“Our girls do not just love playing the sport, but they really appreciate playing it in Asbury Park ,” said Callaghan, a Howell resident who is also among the league’s founders. “It’s especially nice to have Convention Hall as a venue that can accommodate nearly 2,000 fans, to have an after-party right across the street at Wonder Bar, and to have the boardwalk as our backdrop.”

The Jersey Shore Roller Girls pretty much call Asbury Park their home, added “Malicious Megs” Callaghan.

For every bout, the roller derby league also pairs with a local charity, collecting much needed items to help out the organizations. For example, the November bout is a food drive for the Food Bank of Monmouth and Ocean County. In one case, the food drive netted several hundred pounds of canned and boxed nonperishable food, Callaghan said.

The bouts are always held on a Saturday, with doors opening at 7 p.m. and the game beginning at 8 p.m. Events are all ages, but 21 and over to drink.

Children under 12 are $5 and adult admission is $20 at the door. With military I.D., tickets are $15.

The April 24 season opener pairs two intraleague teams of the Jersey Shore Roller Girls: the Anchor Assassins and the Murder Beach Militia. Later in the season, those teams will each play the third intraleague team, the Right Coast Rollers.

JSRG also has an All-Star travel team that plays leagues throughout the country. This year, JSRG grew to include a second travel team, making the Jersey Shore Roller Girls one of the larger roller derby leagues in New Jersey.

Jersey Shore Roller Girls home games (Asbury Park Convention Hall): April 24, June 12, July 24, Aug. 28, Oct. 9, Nov. 27.


For more information, visit http://www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net/

March 20 roster against Jerzey Derby Brigade, @ Morristown

Check out who is playing in March 20's game against the Jerzey Derby Brigade, in Morristown:

JSRG all up in the video

Check out these rad videos Mike Boylan made for the Jersey Shore Roller Girls!


First up:



Jersey Shore Roller Girls Spot #2 from Michael Boylan on Vimeo.




Second one:


Jersey Shore Roller Girls Spot from Michael Boylan on Vimeo.



Thanks for making us look so good, Mike!

March 13 win against LIRR, photos

Jersey Shore Roller Girls 165
Long Island Roller Rebels 163

What an amazing game, many thanks to our hostesses!

Here are some photo galleries:

Keith Abe Page 1

Keith Abe Page 2


Harold Cortes


Christina Dunalewicz


And here is some videos that made it to youtube already! Courtesy TrinaryOuroboros

Against Long Island Roller Rebels

Check out who is skating for the Jersey Shore Roller Girls All-Stars against Long Island Roller Rebels! Bout: March 13, 2010 at Long Island.

2010 season kicks off March 13 in Long Island!

The Jersey Shore Roller Girls will kick off their 2010 season this month with some intense roller derby action!

The Jersey Shore Roller Girls All-Stars travel to New York Saturday, March 13 for a rematch against the Long Island Roller Rebels!

And the following Saturday, on March 20, the newly formed Jersey Shore Roller Girls B team will play their first bout, traveling to Morristown to take on the Jerzy Derby Brigade!

The intraleague action starts April 24! That's right, the home opener for the Jersey Shore Roller Girls is a bout between the Anchor Assassins and the Murder Beach Militia!

Tickets are available now on our web site, www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net

Don't wait until the doors open at Convention Hall in Asbury Park, get your tickets online today!

In 2010, the Jersey Shore Roller Girls will continue to storm Asbury Park; home games are scheduled for April 24, June 12, July 24, Aug. 28, Oct. 9, and Nov. 27. Mark your calendars!

Visit us on the web at www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net for more information: on your favorite JSRG teams' new logos, 2010 sponsorship opportunities, and the latest updates.

2010 Home Bout info!

Mark your calendars!

2009 at a glance

Jersey Shore Roller Girls 2009 at a glance!



29,898 Visits to JSRG website

21,791 Hits were from direct links (email, direct address, bookmark)

19,407 New visitors to JSRG website

4,154 Hits in March 09

4,000 Social network fans (facebook, myspace, twitter)

2,405 Hits in October 09

1,744 Hits from rumors of Bruce Springsteen performing at bout

1,525 Chinese fans

1,499 Canadian fans

1,179 Different key phrases were used to search JSRG online

1,159 Great Britian fans

729 Different key words were used to search JSRG online

724 Japanese fans

556 Russian fans

381 Email subscribers

289 New recruit emails answered

250 Pounds of food donated to the Food Bank

152 fans accessed us from Nintendo Wii systems

134 Iranian fans

121 Latvian fans

62 Articles written about JSRG

51 Email subscribers bought tickets from link in email

25 Hosted/co-hosted JSRG Events

20 Emails sent to mailing list

9 Bouts (home & away)

6 Bar crawls

6 Charities Supported

3 Skate-for-a-Cause events (Arthritis, Autism, Breast Cancer)

1 LEAGUE

Events galore!

You can catch the Jersey Shore Roller Girls at a variety of public appearances in January. Roller derby skaters will represent their sport in appearances ranging from bookstores, to hard rock concerts, to men’s expos.



The local roller derby team is first heading to Borders in Eatontown as the roller derby major motion picture, Whip It, comes to DVD.



The Jersey Shore Roller Girls will be at Borders 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesday Jan. 26 to celebrate the release and to give Borders patrons the chance to learn more about roller derby as depicted in the film. Borders stocks both the new release as well as the young-adult book the movie is based on. The Jersey Shore Roller Girls, Borders and Whip It offer a multi-media look at the sport of roller derby!



Halestorm will rock the Starland Ballroom Friday Jan. 29, one stop on a nationwide tour in support of their major label release. The hard rock band’s song “It’s Not You” is gaining steam in part to a new music video that features the roller derby antics of the Jersey Shore Roller Girls. Skaters hipchecked their way around the band as they performed their single in center court of Asbury Park Convention Hall, which is also the venue for all JSRG home bouts. Come out to the Halestorm concert to support a great band and spot your favorite roller girl (and music video star) in the audience – or mosh pit, of course.



The Jersey Shore Roller Girls will close out January on the roster of an exciting event at Asbury Park Convention Hall – 95.9 WRAT’S annual Men’s Expo. Come meet JSRG skaters at the expo, 1 to 6 p.m. Saturday January 30. The day-long event features everything from a Texas Hold ‘Em tournament, lingerie fashion show and other special guests. JSRG skaters will be on hand (and on skates) posing for pictures and signing autographs.


JSRG will see you at these events…and check in to www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net for more information on 2010 season away and home bouts.

New Skaters Welcome to Join Roller Derby League!

*Practices are now 9-11 p.m. Wednesdays at Jackson RollerMagic rink*

The Jersey Shore Roller Girls welcome women of the Ocean, Monmouth and Atlantic county areas to join the league this season and learn to play roller derby, as new skater practices begin 9 p.m. every Wednesday at the Roller Magic rink in Jackson Township.

The 2010 season begins with new recruit practices every Wednesday, starting with Jan. 13.

The only requirements members must meet: be at least 18 years old and have proof of health insurance. The Jersey Shore Roller Girls accept skaters regardless of whether they’ve ever skated before, and the Wednesday practices are there to teach the basic skills of roller derby form and the game rules to “fresh meat.”

The league said it currently has an open-door policy where everyone is welcome and training is provided. In addition to skaters, the Jersey Shore Roller Girls are looking for coaches, and are eager to bring in local men and women to help with practices, with refereeing and with promotional events. The league is also looking for sponsors for its 2010 season.

The Jersey Shore Roller Girls, with its three intra-league teams and one travel team, host home games in Asbury Park Convention Hall and have community and promotional events in locations up and down the Jersey Shore.

Joining your local roller derby league is a chance to learn a new sport, to exercise, to make new friends and to be a part of a unique group proud to represent the Jersey Shore and women’s flat-track roller derby: the Jersey Shore Roller Girls.

New skaters can join anytime. Practices are 9-11 p.m. Wednesdays at Roller Magic roller skating rink, West County Line Road (Rt. 526) near Bennetts Mill Road in Jackson.

For more information on the Jersey Shore Roller Girls, visit jerseyshorerollergirls.net or email info AT jerseyshorerollergirls DOT com.

Whip It? We're your local roller derby league!

We’re your local roller derby league!

A major motion picture (“Whip It,” which was out in theaters Oct. 2 and will release to DVD Jan. 26) directed by Drew Barrymore and starring Ellen Page centers on the sport of roller derby.

The sport is back, and local women from the Jersey Shore have been putting their sweat and blood, and heart and soul to see the Jersey Shore Roller Girls roller derby league thrive over the last two and a half years. The Jersey Shore Roller Girls are thrilled to see roller derby get the attention it deserves, in the form of a major motion picture and ensuing media attention. Whip It viewers may be asking themselves, “Is there a roller derby league near me?” and the answer is a resounding YES!

There are roller derby leagues in nearly every state in the U.S., and the Jersey Shore Roller Girls represent the Jersey Shore – Monmouth and Ocean counties as well as northern Atlantic and southern Middlesex areas.

Local women can join JSRG! We hold new skater practices every Wednesday, 9-11 p.m. in the Jackson Roller Magic rink.

Come see our amazing bouts. JSRG’s home games are played in Asbury Park Convention Hall throughout the year. Tickets are available at www.jerseyshorerollergirls.net

Roller derby doesn’t just exist on the silver screen, but in your own backyard. The Jersey Shore Roller Girls defend the Jersey Shore and welcome you!

Support your local roller derby league! Interested? Want to know more? Email us at info@jerseyshorerollergirls.net