Celebs and politicos might line up to throw out the ceremonial, first warm-up pitch for professional baseball games...Why can't they also blow the first jam whistle at Jersey Shore Roller Girl home games?
JSRG is tracking down some extra special people to kick off each bout at Convention Hall! Are you interested?
Well, you better ask yourself:
1. Am I famous?
2. Really, be honest with yourself: Am I famous enough to blow the first jam whistle at a JSRG home bout? Really, now.
3. Can I blow a whistle?
4. But can I blow it with FEELING? With PURPOSE!
5. Do I even know what the heck a jam is and how many times this whistle must be blown?
So, those are the pre-requisites.
Widespread fame. Great whistling demeanor. Rudimentary knowledge of roller derby, or at least the fact that a whistle starts a jam...
C'mon! Are you an VIW? (Very important whistle-blower)
Contact us at jsrgmarketing@yahoo.com or allison.fisk@gmail.com!
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